Well, Valentines Day is in 3 days and I have officially broken my record of Valentines Days being single. It WAS 17 in a row and now it is 18 in a row! At this rate I will be the 40-year-old virgin. Lol I have never seen that movie and have no desire to either! Valentines Day is just another holiday invented by girls to make their boyfriends spend money on them! I mean like really, we have week-a-versaries, two week-a-versaries and so on. What if this "Holiday" didn't exist? This world probably wouldn't go on rampage, probably the worst we could expect is a strike, which America basically is already on with 7.8% of the pop that is able to work not working, now if we could convince the rest of the world to do that, wow would we be great! Everyone in this country is like Doofenshmirtz! We all say something and think its gonna be amazing, but then a small platypus (In this case, laziness) comes and stops us. Wait!? This doesn't relate to V-Day, oops, Valentines Day? Shoot, I'm sorry!!!! This is supposed to be a Valentines Day post and no one told me! That ain't cool bro! Well, for this guy, this very attractive guy, this guy that, aw, never mind. It's considered "Singles Awareness Day!" Wanna know why? Because all these couples get all lovey dovey just to shove it in all us Singles' faces that we don't a significant other. Well guess what!? I do have one and that is God! I COULD end up being the real life 40-year-old virgin and I could careless if no girl likes me ever! He is the only one that will always and forever love me! So, yes, this post may be very funny, but it wouldn't be funny if God didn't give me this ability! You all need to know this, and I fall short all the time! I really don't have much else to say! I guess I will leave you with a few songs for your listening enjoyment. (: Lol Enjoy! (:
Until Next Time, Alex
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