It's been a few years since I've done something like this but I'm serious man, Valentine's Day is the best holiday in the world. Well, Christmas, Easter, and Halloween might be better. Christmas is the best with Easter following it. But I have gotten off track.
VALENTINES DAY IS GREAT. No, not because I'm in a relationship. Because I'm not. Because I get to celebrate it with all of my loved ones and closest friends.
(By closest friends and loved ones, I do not mean people.)
Because theres so many people who only like being loved on one day in the exact middle of February, I get all this amazing candy. Like BRO. I love Reese's no matter what. But when those seasonal shapes come in, you've got me. It's like I'm a fat kid in heaven.
Oh wait...
Moving on!
Also, I love those hearts with messages. I get to tell myself that I'm loved and that I want to kiss myself.
Awkward...
One last thing. Because I know you're asking this. "Alex, when you do finally get in a relationship, will you stop buying that stuff for yourself?" Now lets not get out of hand. I'm a simple guy. So of course I...........will not stop buying those. Instead, me and my S.O. can share it!
Until Next Time, Alex
PS. The day after any holiday is better than any other day because of cheap candy and decorations.
VALENTINES DAY IS GREAT. No, not because I'm in a relationship. Because I'm not. Because I get to celebrate it with all of my loved ones and closest friends.
(By closest friends and loved ones, I do not mean people.)
Because theres so many people who only like being loved on one day in the exact middle of February, I get all this amazing candy. Like BRO. I love Reese's no matter what. But when those seasonal shapes come in, you've got me. It's like I'm a fat kid in heaven.
Oh wait...
Moving on!
Also, I love those hearts with messages. I get to tell myself that I'm loved and that I want to kiss myself.
Awkward...
One last thing. Because I know you're asking this. "Alex, when you do finally get in a relationship, will you stop buying that stuff for yourself?" Now lets not get out of hand. I'm a simple guy. So of course I...........will not stop buying those. Instead, me and my S.O. can share it!
Until Next Time, Alex
PS. The day after any holiday is better than any other day because of cheap candy and decorations.
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